I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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