The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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