talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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