can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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