I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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