I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
how does that bad decision feel?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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