girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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