hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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