i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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