THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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