What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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