I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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