you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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