When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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