So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she smelled like a LAN party
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just googled if crying burns calories
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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