So drunk its hurt
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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