Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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