he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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