Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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