This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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