I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
