this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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