There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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