Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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