Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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