So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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