Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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