I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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