He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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