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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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