After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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