Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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