so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You left your phone here
Wait...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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