so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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