just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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