And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
