the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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