"it" just moved
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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