So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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