im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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