Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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