I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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