he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
