You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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