Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm jealous of your bromance
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
