there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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