I'm passing your future prison.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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