All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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