They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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