found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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