distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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